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Shredder: Snowboarding PSA/Horror Movie
There is a formula to slasher movies, and it’s a simple one. A killer, annoying people for him or her to kill, some sort of setting. That’s all. So why not a murderous skier slaying suckas on a mountainside? I sadly may have the answer. Its name: Shredder. I forgot to get a screenshot of the… Continue reading
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Edgar Frog in: The Greatest Video Ever Made
If Jeff Goldblum didn’t exist, Corey Feldman would probably be my favorite celebrity of all time. In case you’re not sure who he is, let me refresh your memory. It’s understandable, it isn’t like he starred in every movie that made the 80s great. Oh, wait. Gremlins. The Goonies. Stand by Me. Lost Boys. Friday… Continue reading
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Child’s Play 2: Electric Boogaloo
I like my horror movies to have an interesting plot, unique slashers, and victims dying in the most hilarious ways possible. Going by those guidelines, I probably don’t have to explain why Child’s Play 2 is one of my favorites. Obviously I’m going to though. Chucky was always the movie character I feared most as… Continue reading
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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Robot Monster Analysis (With Guest Adriana!)
Today is historic. It marks the first time that this site has featured a guest contributor. If you don’t like my writing, this could be the post for you! I’m really hoping that this isn’t the first you’ve heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but I fear that for many it is. On the bright… Continue reading